Metrosexualism & My new Phone

"Metrosexual is a neologism of the 2000s generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and/or a lifestyle that displays attributes stereotypically related to gay men." -Wikipedia

I don't know how to start this but can one item affect a man's sexuality?

This is my case of this week, I mean its not the phone's problem, btw the phone's wicked XD

It just started off by one shirt
ONE SHIRT
Then people think otherwise, I've always have that clean image of that nerdy little bugger that pokes his nose into everything but that might change

My mum bought me this shirt for me from FOS & I didn't really mind because its my size =) Size XS-S XD

But since it was tight looking, everyone thought it was a girl's t-shirt, but they come to reconcile & didn't really mind about it

Then one of my bud came and reminded everyone about my pink superman shirt *whats the problem of having a pink shirt?* and like me going to eat 2 BigMacs, they called me gay -__- <- Major WTF face

I'm fine being called Metro, but not gay.. I think I do, I MEAN BY BEING CALLED METRO NOT GAY

& Since this phone's is purple with a dash of pink over it... *prepares non-harmful shotgun for school*

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Anyways,

*Speak in a loose slang* Mah newwt phonee, it iccss awesimeeee. Itzz de doublauuu 380eyeee ( W380i )

I mean really its for lazy people EVERYWHERE, It will embark a new chapter in lazy-ness for people like us. Thanks to GESTURE CONTROL

It works like this, If you don't want to answer a call or SILENCE your alarm *Who doesn't?* you just swipe your hand over the phone & DONE... Call & buggersome Alarm GONE

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES, THE HOURS OF STUPIDITY THAT CAN BE SPENT ON JUST THAT GESTURE, THE EPIC FOOOOOLERY IN THE CALLER FACE XD

Its awesome & I finished half an hour on that lazy control by testing it on my American buddy, Arifin XD

It was funny.

Plus with the 2GB ( already filled by me of course ) hellooo REAL mp3 thingy instead of my PSP which is a sleek, glossy brick compared to this phone

Me likey this phone alot